Yes, I have been pale before, like when I had strep about a month ago and was so sick I passed out on the bathroom floor or that one night in college when I drank WAAAAYY too much.
Ok, so maybe that was more green than pale, but whatever.
And whitey? Please - what is this, fourth grade?
Powder - now that's a good one. Really. Glad you could give me your best line.
It's FAIR, people. I have fair skin.
You know... like fair maiden?
Or my fair lady?
I feel better now.