1. An entire weekend of just the two of us. (Me and my Singer.)
2. A tummy tuck.
3. And a tan.
4. One, just one, trip to the bathroom where I'm not asked if I need privacy so I can go poop.
5. Underwear that's not all cotton, seamless, and beige.
7. My butt from ten years ago.
8. A pool and a cabana boy, who just happens to look like Brad Pitt.
Hey, a mama can dream, can't she?!
What do you really want for Mom's Day?