Wednesday, May 5, 2010

What I Really Want for Mother's Day

1.  An entire weekend of just the two of us.  (Me and my Singer.)
2.  A tummy tuck.
3.  And a tan.
4.  One, just one, trip to the bathroom where I'm not asked if I need privacy so I can go poop.
5.  Underwear that's not all cotton, seamless, and beige.
6.  Superpowers.
7.  My butt from ten years ago.
8.  A pool and a cabana boy, who just happens to look like Brad Pitt.

Hey, a mama can dream, can't she?!

What do you really want for Mom's Day?

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